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Green Bite Machete
Green Bite Machete

Take a bite of this!

crystal

Price: $120
Red Bite Machete
Red Bite Machete

Take a bite of this!

crystal

Price: $120
Blue Bite Machete
Blue Bite Machete

Take a bite of this!

crystal

Price: $120
White Arsenal Machete
White Arsenal Machete

It’s dangerous to go alone…

crystal

Price: $120
Red Arsenal Machete
Red Arsenal Machete

It’s dangerous to go alone…

Paddle Machete fantasy Crystal

Price: $120
Purple Arsenal Machete
Purple Arsenal Machete

It’s dangerous to go alone…

Paddle Machete Crystal Weaponry Red Black Purple White

Price: $120
black Arsenal Machete
black Arsenal Machete

It’s dangerous to go alone…

Paddle Heart Crystal Red Black Purple

Price: $120

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Heart (less)
Heart (less)

when you need an outlet for cute aggression

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Cleaver Paddle
Cleaver Paddle

Butcher? Beater? both value tenderization

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Belt Slapper
Belt Slapper

padded belt slapper great for new players

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Wobbler
Wobbler

When you want a whip or cane with attitude

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D20 paddles
D20 paddles

Can you beat their AC? Roll for damage.

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